Desk Babes: Hump Day, GIF Day: Connie Carter Gets Your Through The Week

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Hump Day, GIF Day: Connie Carter Gets Your Through The Week

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Connie Carter is gorgeous. She has a pretty face, phenomenal tits, and an amazing body. I’ve been sitting here trying to figure out how to rub one out without drawing attention to myself or making too much noise (I’m not alone and I’m not at home, obviously), but I’m still not sure if I’ve found the one.

An hour ago I was ready to dub Connie the new love of my life, because hello perfection thy name is Connie Carter’s tits, but after going through her Pornhub vids and seeing the same thing over and over again, I’m no longer sure how I feel. The pretty face and phenomenal bod is always there, but I’m not quite sold on her porno acting skills.

I’m not sure I’m feeling the authenticity here.

Looking at her GIFs I don’t see the problem, because all they make me want to do is masturbated with a frenzy I’ve seldom known, but her vids lack a little je ne sais quoi. Oh, she’s sensual enough, but where’s the passion? Perhaps my ardor for Miss Connie Carter is fading, because I’m watching these videos with the sound off (still not alone and still not at home, obviously), which is taking some of the fun out of it for me.

*Note to self: always carry noise cancelling headphones around with you.*

Moans and groans and other various sex sounds complete the experience for me and without knowing what Connie Carter sounds like… I feel like I’m going at this whole thing without all the facts. I think I’ll reserve final judgment until such a time as I can give her videos the attention of all my sense. In the meanwhile, here are some killer GIFs.

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