Desk Babes: May 2016

Saturday, May 28, 2016

How Many Reality Shows Will THIS Sex Tape Spawn?

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Friday, May 27, 2016

Masturbation Roll

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Thursday, May 26, 2016

Genevieve Morton Has Nipples, Confirmed!

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Susan Sarandon Wants To Direct Porn? Cool!

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Susan Sarandon has been a sex symbol for longer than I’ve been alive. As a talented actress her roles always carry a degree of depth on their own, but she has managed to use her sexuality in a way that enhances her performances even further. She also has an impressive set of magnificent, giant breasts and at nearly 70 years of age she’s still one of Hollywood’s sexiest women.

I’m pretty sure you could link some of Susan’s red carpet appearances to a spike in GMILF searches on Pornhub.

The Oscar-winning actress is also one of the business’ most intelligent people. She’s extremely well spoken and doesn’t hesitate to give her opinion on a subject, which has caused her to become a well-known political and social activist. As it turns out, she’s also a bit of a porn enthusiast.

During an interview at the Cannes film festival Sarandon commented on an aversion to approach sex on film by female directors. Susan, of course, wouldn’t have to worry about that and said that she’s even considered directing hardcore pornography. Whoa!

Sarandon told reporters that pornography takes all the emotional appeal out of sex, and that some people want more than the shake-hands-then-fuck aspect of conventional fuck flicks. She stated:

“I have threatened, in my 80s, to direct porn. I haven’t watched enough to know what the problems are. Most pornography is brutal and doesn’t look pleasurable from a female point of view. So I’ve been saying that when I no longer want to act, I want to do that.”

While it’s certainly true that most porn found on the internet has a no-frills approach to depicting sex on camera, the industry has made great strides in recent years. Around the time someone realized women watch and enjoy pornography, studios rushed to create female friendly porn that has become its own distinct genre on Pornhub.

Certainly, though, there’s always room for more female directors and Sarandon has the big screen experience to make something people would want to watch. The actress said she was considering the job after retiring from Hollywood leaving her plenty of time to research all the best porn and become the first person in show business to win both an Oscar and an AVN award. Imagine the prestige!

Image: Britney Amber in Titty Film School by Brazzers

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May 26, 2016 at 05:36AM

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Connie Carter Gets Your Through The Week

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Connie Carter is gorgeous. She has a pretty face, phenomenal tits, and an amazing body. I’ve been sitting here trying to figure out how to rub one out without drawing attention to myself or making too much noise (I’m not alone and I’m not at home, obviously), but I’m still not sure if I’ve found the one.

An hour ago I was ready to dub Connie the new love of my life, because hello perfection thy name is Connie Carter’s tits, but after going through her Pornhub vids and seeing the same thing over and over again, I’m no longer sure how I feel. The pretty face and phenomenal bod is always there, but I’m not quite sold on her porno acting skills.

I’m not sure I’m feeling the authenticity here.

Looking at her GIFs I don’t see the problem, because all they make me want to do is masturbated with a frenzy I’ve seldom known, but her vids lack a little je ne sais quoi. Oh, she’s sensual enough, but where’s the passion? Perhaps my ardor for Miss Connie Carter is fading, because I’m watching these videos with the sound off (still not alone and still not at home, obviously), which is taking some of the fun out of it for me.

*Note to self: always carry noise cancelling headphones around with you.*

Moans and groans and other various sex sounds complete the experience for me and without knowing what Connie Carter sounds like… I feel like I’m going at this whole thing without all the facts. I think I’ll reserve final judgment until such a time as I can give her videos the attention of all my sense. In the meanwhile, here are some killer GIFs.

20.

Those tits kill me.

19.

Oh that smile and lip bite at the end.

18.

Hehe.

17.

Heavenly boobs.

16.

Boobs.

15.

Boobs.

14.

Boobs.

13.

Not boobs.

12.

Boobs.

11.

Boobs.

10.

Boobs.

Obscured boobs.

Boobs.

Pretty pussy (and boobs).

Boobs.

Boob intermission.

Boobs, they’re a theme.

More boobs.

Check out this video of Connie Carter courtesy of Pornhub:

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May 25, 2016 at 10:00PM

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Brazil Is Getting Ready To Fuck

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One of my best friends moved back to Brazil last week. It was super sad to see him go, but the fact that he’ll be able to make a boat load of money with his music career in South America makes me pretty OK with his decision. Also, he’s going to be able to see a whole lot of Brazilian ass…and that makes it even more OK.

See?

Brazilian ass literally makes everything better.

Before he left, my friend ordered the largest pack of condoms possible and had it shipped to his house. I didn’t ask him why when he told me about it, because it’s really none of my business though I was pretty happy that he was planning on both getting laid and doing it safely.

When his flight landed and he was back at his house, he dumped the whole bag of condoms on his bed and sent me a picture of it captioned, “I’m so ready for the Olympics.”

I wasn’t sure what he meant, so he explained to me that athletes are apparently super horned up and bang a lot…and that he was planning on not only getting some action for himself, but selling condoms on the side.

Then on Sunday, he sent me a link to a New York Post article talking about all of the condoms that are being sent there in preparation. They say that there will be about 450,000 condoms distributed during the games, as well as 175,000 packets of lube.

That’s a lot of sex and it makes me wonder why Doggie Style Gangbanging isn’t an Olympic sport. Can I start a petition or something to make that happen?

Everything clicked and I remembered something about the last Olympics causing a stir of the same kind.

While I don’t necessarily buy into the hype of any major sporting event, the idea of wanting to bone is something that I can wrap my mind around.

What’s that you say? You want more Brazilian sex videos? That sounds like a plan to me.

Are you Peepz psyched for the Summer Olympics? What sex sport do you think should be included in this year’s games? Let me know in the comments!

Source: NY Post

Image: Abby Lee Brazil in Busting Over Brazil by Brazzers

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May 25, 2016 at 03:05AM

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Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Meet Aria Alexander?

Delilah Parillo Does A Great Wet T-Shirt With Visible Nipples

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I regret choosing this photoshoot to share with you Peepz, because of the ridiculous amount of pictures. Fifty-five pictures in one set is way too many. No one has that kind of attention span anymore. I would have had time to catch up on all of today’s Buzzfeed articles in the time it took me to scroll through this entire slideshow. I persevered however, because I’m not a quitter and I do like me some see-through wet t-shirt action.

I’m not sure why I find a wet-shirt so alluring. It probably has something to do with all those raunchy comedy flicks from the ’80s I used to watch on my brother’s VHS. I’m pretty sure every movie from the mid-80s features a wet t-shirt contest. Driving Miss Daisy, The Last Emperor, Platoon… all movies with wet t-shirt contests. Fact.

Nostalgia aside, Delilah Parillo kind of looks like a bleached naked mole rat, but, you know, sexy. For an as of yet unknown reason, this works for me on several levels, because there’s nothing like combining my love of mid-80s sex romps with my love of sexy mole rats. It gets me going but good. No need to wear body glide on this hot and humid day to prevent my thighs from rubbing together, the pussy juices flowing down my legs is keeping the chaffing at a minimum for me.

And now that I’ve managed to gross myself out, I’m out of here.

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